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Furbaby Friday….Dear Santa

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Dear Santa,

I know what you are going to say. I haven’t been on my best behavior as of late. I will not confirm nor deny that I dragged the trash throughout the house to get the paper towel covered in bacon grease.

I will not confirm nor deny that I licked a batch of cookies when a certain person wasn’t looking.

I will not confirm or deny that peed at my grandma’s house at Thanksgiving which I have never ever peed inside before ever.

I will not confirm nor deny that I lunge at people’s hands in order to catch them off guard and they drop food and I just happen to pick that up for them with my mouth.

I will not confirm nor deny that I roll in the clean laundry pile before it is folded.

I will not confirm nor deny that I went on a hunger strike because I became a snob over food choices.

I will not confirm or deny that I keep scratching up mom’s dining room chairs while begging for food which I know I am not supposed to do.

Despite all that…look into my eyes. You know you can’t resist those Santa. Please bring me chicken strip treats and a subscription to the bacon of the month club. 😀
Love and slobbery kisses,
Crazy Cocker Spaniel

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  1. Natalie says

    December 16, 2011 at 12:32 am

    Santa doesn’t stand a chance 🙂

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  2. Panya says

    December 16, 2011 at 2:14 am

    OMG, I totally thought it was *you* writing that letter…until I got to the part about scratching chairs. I was picturing you licking baked goods & jumping at people to get their food & I almost woke everybody else in the house lmao.

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  3. Lynn says

    December 16, 2011 at 4:17 am

    i like to roll in clean laundry too…especially straight out of the dryer in cold weather.

    and i may or may not lunge at people on occasion.

    but, i definitely never look that cute 🙂

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  4. Becca says

    December 16, 2011 at 7:11 am

    OMG CCC is the cutest thing ever! I love her and her little confessional to Santa.

    Funny thing is, like Panya, I thought this was your letter and when I read the part about peeing at Grandma’s I was a little confused. I was wondering if maybe your Grandma didn’t allow people to use her toilets 😛

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  5. Adam says

    December 16, 2011 at 9:12 am

    After seeing that picture, I feel like I should be sending chicken strip treats as well :).

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  6. kamaile says

    December 16, 2011 at 10:57 am

    My 4 year old said to tell you that you’ve got a pretty cute dog there. I would agree! I think CCS deserves treats from Santa just for wearing the reindeer getup.

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  7. Melinda says

    December 16, 2011 at 11:06 am

    Dear Furbaby, You can have what ever you want.
    Helplessly Yours,
    Santa’s helper x

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  8. KJ says

    December 16, 2011 at 11:38 am

    Most puppy-eyed puppy I’ve EVER seen! You must have a very strong will. Like you mom, I’d be sneaking treats to your Furbaby all the time!

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  9. Lori says

    December 16, 2011 at 12:47 pm

    Toooo cute! I hope Santa brings CCS everything on the list plus more!

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  10. Mrs. L says

    December 19, 2011 at 4:43 pm

    If I were Santa, I’d give in to those eyes!

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